Dorito Bouquet

Dave knows that flowers are one of my favorite things. He also knows that I think it's a waste of money to spend the extra money for flowers on V-day when the prices are all higher. He also knew that his boring wife suggested to be frugal on V-day and not buy gifts. This presented Dave with a dilemma.

So when we sat down to our V-day dinner that he made me last night, he brought out this beautiful bouquet of Dorito roses.

Next to flowers, Doritos are high on my favorites list. I love to eat healthy food...except when I am presented with Doritos. All health consciousness leaves me and I could devour a bag in no time.

Dave spent an hour and a half hot-gluing Doritos, one by one, to chopsticks. He had to wait til each one was completely dried before starting the next chip. Good thing there were chips left in the bag because these flowers weren't quite so edible after all of the glue was put on.

Is there something I can do to make these last forever? It makes me smile every time I walk by and see them.

A lot of women like diamonds and jewelry and fancy restaurants. Not me. I am quite content with a bag of Doritos for a gift. I have really classy taste-buds, I know.